27th MAY
A screw (slang for prison guard) at Garth prison was rushed to hospital after lags (slang for prisoner) spiked his tea with the legal high ‘Spice.’ The particularly repressive screw collapsed after downing the cuppa laced with a liquid form of the drug. He was rushed to hospital suffering from elevated heart rate and breathlessness, but unfortunately held on to his shitty existence.
It is believed to be the first time a screws drink has been spiked by prisoners on prison island, but we highly doubt that!
