The brainwashed air cadets squadron of Totton, Hampshire found there mini bus without wheels as they attended their local HQ today. The vehicle was also found to have damage done to the underneath in an attack that is 3rd this year. In the other targeted attacks the vehicle has twice been put out of operation when the windows were put through. An unintentional and welcomed consequence of the vandals attack is that the cadets will not be able to attend training for the nationalist day that occurs for the massacred during wars that is Remembrance Day.
FOTH: Next time bring some petrol!